Y Saturday, June 16, 2007
HAHAHA OMG LOOK FIONA XIE! AND JENNIFER GARNER AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON. HAHA I THINK THEY WANT TO PUKE AT ME :(
HAHA I LOOK LIKE JAP BABES! AND OKAY I LOOK LIKE MY LOVE TOO >:(
HAHA! LOOK! THE GOKUSEN TEACHER AND PRETTY GIRLS AGAIN! PLUS KANGTA. HAHAHAH
MORE PRETTY GIRLS!
haha okay this is super addictive cos you laugh alot. heehee. and duh i chose the pictures that have more pretty celeb lookalikes mah. hahah. there're those more embarrassing ones like EMINEM and TIGER WOODS but i didnt put it up. AHAHAH. okay todays a long day and i want to watch my tv now so i'll blog about today tmr tgt with the pics if possible.
cheer up calvin kor! we're here for you!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SIMIN AND MEERA MA'AM!
Y Thursday, June 14, 2007
hello!
im done reading 3 cat lim's books and i realised she's very obsessed with sex.
haha okay. on sun i was strolling around far east square and i had dinner at china square. then i went macs for McFlurry! and guess what i saw?
heehee. after jy, now i've got a shop named after me too! (though jw can mean jiawen or smth as well)
and i just had macs' Grilled Chicken Teppanyaki Burger for dinner! my first time! the chicken's very yummy! and i really like the box! shrek! :D
Y Sunday, June 10, 2007
haha look! we've got the same dp except for jy cos she cant receive the file ):
and you can see zhang's stupid msg. hahah.
and holidays are always a nail-polishing frenzy. the colours for the past week.
oya! and during sat's family gathering my cousin bought me the shrek's ears from macs! and i was so excited i wore it on the spot and the macs guy laughed at me! and i ate Shakerfries!
and mon we had lit seminar at RELC. super unconstructive. lit seminar on thurs at Singapore Power was much better except i kept worrying the lecturer'll pick on me to answer the qn!
and we had EL enrichment course ytd from 1030-1615. crazy or what. and we went to BMCL to borrow books for the reading assignments and jy met a pervert! hahaha! and i had dinner at this place on one of the days and there was a dying fish in the fish tank! so gross! and everytime it twitched, i jumped. and by the time we finished dinner, the fish had died ):
today. i had to wake up early to pass jy my ss and geog hw which were supposed to be handed up ytd cos i forgot. and i stayed up till 3 to do the hw leh! i just came back from shopping from not long ago. and guess what i saw?
jy! you like?
and family gathering today's cancelled cos uncle's caught a cold. aww sad. but im still going out for dinner later! haha and we bought a 1000piece GLOW-IN-THE-DARK jigsaw puzzle! crazy! cannot finish one!
oh. and i was reading Mr Brown this morning and i was highly amused :D
haha. below was what was on Steven Lim's talent and models page and the words in italics are what Mr Brown had deciphered. super funny!
"Linda got the sad sad cute puppy look eyes n demure n pretty. All events including modeling. Linda n Xiu Mei r frenz 4ever!"
"Xiu Mei is a very spirited, bubbly adorable girl that is quick on poses. All events including modeling, photo shoots (casual). Linda n Xiu Mei r frenz!"
When you need models who are frenz 4ever, Steven has them.
"Du Du has a very gorgeous face but rather big but envious body."
What is her body envious of?
"Cathy Yan is gorgeous, sweet young thing. Brighten up any atmosphere"
She is a sun? Good for lighting ads?
"Ricky is a bouncy, n so so cute with a cute shape."
A model to hire if you need a ball?
"Fiona is bound to be a tall refined beauty, good figure."
But for now she is still short?
"Carey is half Hong Kong Girl."
And what is the other half? Hong Kong guy?
"Jennifer got what all women wants for assets, good looks n larger than life female assets, plus good natured character."
Larger than life female assets... I mean, how BIG IS SHE? K Cup?
"Ci Ci got what all women wants for assets, unique Asian looks n larger than life female assets."
Another one, Jennifer's arch rival in the larger than life asset department.
"Miak is a NTU's Hall 1 beauty pageant 1st runner up 2006. Sweet, pretty angelic face with proportionate figure."
Thank goodness. Proportionate people are so hard to come by these days.
"Cherise Khit looks like Hong Kong movie star."
Jackie Chan?
"Bao Zhen is such a sweet cutie! Her face like one of the members of 5566."
Waitaminute, isn't 5566 a Taiwanese BOY Band?
"Beverly Teo is looking good without wearing her glasses."
What happens when she wears them?
"Rebecca is an Eurasian! Eurasian always looks good n unique. East mix west look."
Win liao! Eurasian exclamation! Eurasian is AUTO WIN. ALWAYS looks good and unique leh.
"Jerene is so cute that only her little lady's voice can match."
Who's her little lady?
"Michelle got a very pretty n eurasian perfect face from heaven. Slim, not short body."
Slim, NOT short body. ok?
"Gina Mackay is hot stuff from Scotland UK. Great for all kinds of events, including commercial, photoshoots. She is leaving Singapore soon. Pay for her air tickets to be back."
Affordable foreign talent. Will work for airfare.
"Nisa is a natural borne model. She got character, poses naturally n got utmost potential. Great for photo shoots n modeling including bikini & lingerie. Her body is super balanced n nice."
Natural borne? She's a virus? Ah, not only that, she is super balanced. Top and bottom same weight.
"Iris is really hot! Super good looks, sculpted body by swimming. She is unstoppable!"
Sounds like a superhero.
"Mishelle is not only a 6.3 pointers. She got x-factor, nice personality n mesmerizing smile. A face that only looks better every min. All events including modeling. A small body compared to her head with 25 inches waist."
That is a good score, 6.3, though I am not sure what it is for. And a face that looks better every minute means you have to wait maybe half an hour before you snap? Head to body to waist ratio is of course, always important. You don't want big headed models.
"Talents: (Cheryl) got super nice singing voice! Can sing for all events except bikini (wasted)"
No bikini singing events please. Wasted indeed.
"Note: Li Wen is a Hong Kong-Singaporean Mix babe. Borne in Hong Kong. Now a Singaporean." If you were borne in Indonesia and now a Singaporean, you would be an Indonesia-Singaporean Mix babe.
HAHAHA! SUPER FUNNY RIGHT! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAL ! :D